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Little Girl Doesn't Want to Change Color, Especially Black


I have to admit I laughed when I saw the following video. I laughed at the ENERGY of the video due to the fact that it represents how impressionable kids are. You can lure kids into anything where they develop certain beliefs subconsciously.

In this video the little girls father tells her that she is going to turn Black on her 4th birthday. All this little girl knows is turning Black means change, and she likes her life and self the way it is. She's scared that change means she won't be able to ride her bike anymore.

The funny thing is, her father could have stated any color and she would have gotten scared. Notice how she's worried about being able to ride her bike if she changes colors.  If he would have said she was going to turn Green, Yellow or Blue she would have become upset also. lol




Ok I told ya'll I'm a Devil Advocate sometimes meaning I don't pick sides I just expose both sides. I must say I just fell out laughing when I saw the following comment on YouTube:



She might steal her own bike.
SubsonikOfficial 10 hours ago 41

It has the highest votes, lol, lol too funny!


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Mother Ends Torment Quick (Cute!)



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I came across this animated "gif", and I just had to post it. Thanks to the Mom it turns out to be a funny clip not a mean or abusive one. The mother in this clip obviously thought her little baby boy would love a walking talking elephant. Well, she was wrong, luckily she immediately realized it. She didn't do like some parents and say "oh he's just scared at first he will get over it".

Kids absorb, feel and react to ENERGY too, they just don't have the consciousness to explain why they feel as they do. In this case, I'm sure he's never seen a walking person, or thing smaller then him. And then it seems so determined to charge at him. It could be many reasons but this little boy makes it clear, this little thing is too weird for him.

That's how torment and bad memories start. Hopefully his Moms quick reaction will prevent him from having a fear of elephants when he gets older, lol, lol.

When Sensitive People Attack

Poor Tracy Morgan, I thought he was a comedian. I thought his job was to make jokes and act a fool. Well not in this society. You have to look through a manual to see what jokes are off-limits. We live in a very sensitive society. We live in a society where White liberals dominate.

White Liberals don't have the capability to develop a strong society, all they can do is attack anything that would actually make someone stronger. You should be able to handle someone's words. You should know yourself well enough so that the words of others don't necessarily effect you. What they say might bother you due to the gall of the situation. The person has the gall to say something about you, however, to totally crumble and become soft like cotton due to their words means you are weak. Its an individual person.

So here we have of all people Victor Willis the writer of the song "YMCA" complaining that Tracy Morgan made the following joke about him:
"My father was the lead singer of the Village People. I would sing 'Y.M.C.A.' the loudest. I was sitting right there when he wrote the song, my daddy."
When does the madness end? This is an ENERGY joke. Tracy Morgan does not know this man personally he probably didn't even know he was the only member not gay. He simply made a funny gay joke revolving around the gayest song in the history of music.

White Liberals are too sensitive, long go are the days of "All in the Family" and "The Jeffersons". It use to be a time when people could laugh at people's ignorant jokes. Of course people with low-self esteem get offended more easily then others.

Trying to restrain people from talking is like creating human, walking pressure cookers. People will become frustrated because they can't express themselves. And because there are many complexities to how people express themselves you can't hold people back. Anything White liberals touch turns to mush. They think creating a strong society revolves around cuddling people and trying to protect them from life and the things that people say.


I wonder if Victor Willis would want an apology from someone who was not famous, because I can ensure him that when people think of "The Villiage People" they assume they were all gay. Of course there is nothing wrong with being gay, but Victor Willis makes it seem so by being so sensitive.

Keep Your Head up Tracy

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Are You Fooled By Cookie Cutter Notes On Social Sites?


I am so embarrassed for those women who fall for the cookie cutter notes on social sites. Of course most would have to excuse me because I have a higher consciousness that sees through most things, so I can be a bit annoying as one can see with my site. I see the core of most things.

The ENERGY of these cookie cutter letters remind me of Black men who are prison who write to as many woman as they can on the outside. It's easy to determine a "cookie cutter" note because it's never personal, the note could be written to anyone. Or in my case, where I'm simply promoting my site via Social networks the person will say they read my page or profile. Lol, lol I'm sure you can imagine based on my website that my profile says some pretty dramatic things. So to not mention them would be weird wouldn't it?

Here's an example of some notes I've gotten, that are simply hilarious:
Hi dear I was browsing through this dating site just glance through your gorgeous profile and thought i should appreciate you by sending you a message ...I like what i see and would love to get to know you better...I would love us to start a serious conversation just feel free to send me a message.I am looking for friendship initially,hopefully leading to something in the future. Having review your profile i sensed we might share some things in common .If you feel that you might be interested I´d love to hear from you.... You can get me through (marknwabuoku@yahoo.com)If you don't mind,you can add me to your yahoo list so that we can meet online and get to know each other better. I would treasure a real friend and partner to share the good and bad along the way for the rest of my life.Hear from you real soon.
Here's another one. This note lays it on so thick it's almost unreal. It reflects the fact that alot of Black women are like Oprah Winfrey's character Mattie Michael in "the Women of Brewster Place", you can tell them anything and they will drop their draws. Jackee Harry's character Etta Mae in The Women of Brewster Place also made this fact evident.

Guess what here's a hint that tells you that this is true: Men would not do what does not work, they observe what works and will act accordingly.
Ma You are My TEXT BOOK DEFINITION OF SEXY (notice the correct spelling because (You) is how it should be said) most of the females are up here on the internet thinking that they are all that but they are NOT ! they are simply NOT sexy enough, not proportionate enough, not curvy enough, not smart enuff, to be all that! but u Damn You are model material all day long baby. INTELLIGENT, CONFIDENT, SEXY, CURVY FEMALE SUCH LOVELY SWEET THANG... you are single handedly leading the Beautiful girl revolution by transforming your Hypnotic pics into poetic expressions of pure sensuality and sexuality, your beauty and nice shape iS unparalleled by any girl i have ever seen on or off the internet and I am sure you are the visual play thang of many many men and the envy of curvy women from across the states. You really stand out and make a statement in your photographs and it is an absolute pleasure to be a part of the growing audience and fanbase of supporters that you have here on the net You are truely amazing, and I have not seen a Beautiful curvy female with the confidence or the physique to contest what you have lorenzo says BRAVO my sweet.... BRAVO
i luv your pretty girl swaggg in front of this whole bp nation on you i will brag drop me ur number so i can call or text you sometime
The above note might be an African Nigerian trying to build a relationship in order to scam money, A guy I chatted with explained that that is common on social networks and almost happened to him.

Later I also want to talk more about the ENERGY of social networks and sites where people shift through people like flipping through a Rolodex. Of course just like anything else in the Universe social networks have an ENERGY. Social Networks are becoming more and more impersonal as people communicate with more and more people simultaneously and in short quick spurts.

In the meantime for those who are into social networks and dating sites, be aware, be careful and be wise. lol

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100 Ways To Annoy People


Are you trying to distance yourself from someone and can't. do you want to get a friend back in an inventive way.

Well, I'm not suggesting you do so, in fact I'm just posting this list because it's funny and I came across it. I would NEVER do most of these things. These are simply practical jokes, make sure to go by ENERGY. You should know how each person will react, if you can't tell don't do it.

  1. Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
  2. Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
  3. Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
  4. Drum on every available surface.
  5. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
  6. Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
  7. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
  8. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
  9. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
  10. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
  11. Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. Claim to be AMS certified.
  12. Surprise old friend's by visiting them at 3AM "to discuss old times".
  13. Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money.
  14. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
  15. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
  16. Set alarms for random times.
  17. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
  18. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
  19. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
  20. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
  21. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
  22. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
  23. Honk and wave to strangers.
  24. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Safety Orange.
  25. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
  26. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
  27. Wear your pants backwards.
  28. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
  29. Begin all your sentences with "Oh la la!"
  30. Rouse your roommate/spouse from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
  31. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
  32. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
  33. dont use any punctuation
  34. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  35. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
  36. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
  37. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  38. Write "X - Buried Treasure" in random spots on roadmaps.
  39. Explain to everyone you meet of your Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
  40. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  41. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
  42. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
  43. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
  44. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
  45. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
  46. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
  47. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells..." until physically restrained.
  48. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
  49. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  50. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
  51. 51-100 After Break

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